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« on: Jan 28, 2011 at 14:27 »

If I drive through someones 65 foot long hedge row and I only damage a section as wide as my damn car, am I responsible for replacing the whole fucking thing?  Someone is trying to fuck me real good.  65 feet of hedge, a tree and another shrub for like $8,600.00.  For MOTHERFUCKING SHRUBBERY!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 14:59 »

Well, it's gonna depend on what they have to replace.  If it's one of those continuous things that you can't section off, then maybe.
You're really gonna need a landscape guy to tell you what's what.
Basically, you're gonna be responsible for whatever damage you did, accidental or not.  But you can offset that by showing only a certain amount of the hedge needs to be replaced, rather than the whole thing.

WTF are you doing driving through people's hedgerows anyway???
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 15:09 »

This shouldn't be considered legal advice.

Essentially, what LC said.  You are responsible for returning the shrubs to their original state.  So, unless they're some sort of rare, intimately intertwined species/breed of arborvitae, I've gotta think that you can get a landscaper to do that at a fraction of the cost without replacing the whole thing. 

Sounds like the property owner is just looking for a windfall.

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 15:21 »

Good luck with that.  Trees can be expensive, too.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 15:22 »











Here is what I did.  I was legally intoxicated at a .103 bac  That was 2 beers in 90 minutes boys.  Fucking be careful out there!!  Damned animal ran in front of my car and i veered to miss it.  Got in gravel and when my tires caught it shot me across the road into these bushes.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 15:43 »

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I was legally intoxicated at a .103 bac  That was 2 beers in 90 minutes boys.

How small are you?

Santonio's cock would have a lower BA after 2 beers.

More likely is that you were still half in the bag from the night before.

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« Reply #6 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 15:55 »

I quit drinkin for a while, and I didnt eat.  i had 3 beers in 3 hours, a 2 hr break and 2 beers in 90 minutes.  figured the 3 in 3 were metabolized so i was workin with 2 in 90.  im 285lbs for fuck sake.  lol.  Told you fuckers I was being good.  Had one day of slippage and now im fucked. 
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 16:05 »

You needed that LA Fitness pie during your break.

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« Reply #8 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 16:07 »

Hell, those effing shrubs will grow back.  That first pic looks like scrub brush that needs to be cut down.  But the shrub/hedge - it looks uprooted.  Just get out there and replant that sucker!  Case closed, bitches.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 16:53 »

You needed that LA Fitness pie during your break.




fuckin right I did.  hmmmm.  I could go for a Primanis pizza.  Yeah jonze...that shrubbrush tree is 225.00 to replace.  Im getting fucked.  I aint gunna stand for this. 

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« Reply #10 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 20:54 »

From a guy who has worked diligently to fix up two messed up lawns of purchased homes, let me tell you that them damn bushes ain't no $8600. 
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 28, 2011 at 21:38 »

From a guy who has worked diligently to fix up two messed up lawns of purchased homes, let me tell you that them damn bushes ain't no $8600. 

Charlie Sheen just texted me and said that $8,600 for plowin' somebody else's bushes is damn cheap.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 29, 2011 at 15:03 »

How much are the bushes that Chuckie boy plows??  15K per night?
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 29, 2011 at 16:30 »

There was a time when you could come to this board, read a post from P4P where he got drunked up, tore up some bush belonging to another man, and now faced some sort of legal action, and it would have had nothing to do with a fucking row of shrubs.

My disappointment is palpable.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 29, 2011 at 21:16 »

Yo dude.  Your night is way more EPMD than it is PE.


Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself home man
That ain't gonna be no problem
I drive better when I feel nice (are you sure man? )
Are you kidding me man?
That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch
I could drink that all night

so you got in your car
swervin on the road
there was a cop in the bushes
on radar patrol
the light turned green
and you decided to stop
it turned red
you took off
and got pulled over by a cop

you overdid it homes
you had too much to drink
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 29, 2011 at 22:20 »

This thread has just created a new board vernacular term, rivaling "Brinkered."

P4P is getting "bushed".
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 30, 2011 at 03:24 »

If "bushed" means getting fucked with your pants on, then yes, "bushed" is a good one.

Penso...thanks.  Charlie Brown mother fuck.  Smiley

Finny...sorry to dissapoint.  Seeing that I got ARD and am on probation for a year Im sure my tales will be boring.  Eh...maybe I can come up with somethin for ya though. 

Heres the kicker...the bushes I hit were owned by a dude who is a safety coach.  A safety motivational speaker / guru.  His website contains testimonials from Bobby Bowden , Stan Musial, Rocky Blier, etc.

Maybe he can give me a pep talk to get amped up for paying 9 large for a bush.

I was thinking more like $37.50
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 30, 2011 at 09:06 »

That whole fuckin "hedge" which looks like juniper bushes, is worth about $300.

File a counter claim that he owes you $1,000 for the labor he doesn't have to pay to have that shit fest removed.



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« Reply #18 on: Jan 30, 2011 at 15:26 »

I just re-read the bid.  The company claims it planted those trees 50 years ago, yet they have been in business since 1992.  Fuck these people. 
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