What have we learned? We've learned that the coaches don't seem to learn.
I think it's a problem that's inherent in the species.
Penso will never learn.
While I am unimpeachably intelligent, unforgivably handsome, and disarmingly humble, I feel it would be unfair to saddle me with the future of the race by bestowing the nickname, "The Species".
However, I accept.
Maybe as a first order of business, The Species can learn how to avoid inadvertently locking threads. I think a more apro pos moniker would be "Thread Killer."