Steelers sing Starks

[Finnegans Wake]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

[jonzr]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Yes, it's all fun and games till one of the little monsters tykes rolls uncle finny's head off the pillow.

[pensodyssey]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

[jonzr]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

With kashi all through the house

[jonzr]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

With kashi all through the house

Finny's bowels were rumbling

[jonzr]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

With kashi all through the house

Finny's bowels were rumbling

When awoke his dear spouse ...

[Finnegans Wake]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

Kashi all through the house

Finny's bowels were a-rumblin'

His sphincter did grouse.

[pensodyssey]

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

Kashi all through the house

Finny's bowels were a-rumblin'

His sphincter did grouse.

The e-reader was laid by the crapper with care

[jonzr]

N

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

Kashi all through the house

Finny's bowels were a-rumblin'

His sphincter did grouse.

The e-reader was laid by the crapper with care

While finny inspected a grey arse beard hair

[pensodyssey]

N

There's shitty, and then there's shitty.

I can live with Max-shitty.

I think.

Not to be confused with Maximum Grilled Shitty.

Speaking of which... aren't we nearing the time of year where the children gather round and listen to ol' uncle finny tell the tale of quitting smoking, kashi, and the midget arm?

Have I told that one before?

A tradition, like LeBeau reading Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the Shite before Christmas!

Kashi all through the house

Finny's bowels were a-rumblin'

His sphincter did grouse.

The e-reader was laid by the crapper with care

While finny inspected a grey arse beard hair

When from his insides there arose such a clatter