Matt Cassel is out for a few weeks. Joe Paterno is dead. Terrelle Pryor is having his NFL playchart tatted to his wrist. And Joe Flacco's captain and role model is now getting his rightful and long-deserved NFL starting gig. Pay up. Hail to Pitt.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to call the Post-Gazette to complain about my paperboy, Anthony Morelli's inaccurate "noodle-arm"