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Quote from: pensodyssey on Dec 16, 2011 at 18:03

Happy birthday Wendell! Cuz nothing says security like a dude in a hoverround jacked on vicodin. I got a hot lead on some illegal ham radio action join' down, if the price is right...

Ho ho ho joustboy, you must have spent too much of Mommy and Daddy's money on the drugs if you think there is illegal ham radio action going down, I would say there is an above-above average to nearly certain with zero or at least .00000001 percent chance that ham radio cannot by definition be illegal in America, unless your Wal-Mart and other companies let the Chinese take over and they have outlawed it, I am familiar with 7 to 8 ham radio amateur organizations and literally several or possibly dozens of ham radio users and if expressing opinions over a ham radio is somehow quote-on-quote "illegal" then so is, for instance using a walkie-talkee or handheld wireless telephones or also possibly other forms of transmitting ideas that to be honest only a totalitarian society like the Chinese or other Marxist Socialist Communist slash Muslim radical fundamentalist caliphate operatives would have a problem with, of course we know the current quote-on-quote "president" is most likely Chinese, Marxist, Socialist, Communist slash Muslim, to a degree of average to very substantially above average, my predictions have come true at a higher rate than most other ham analysts we have collected statistics for 2008-1010 and I rank first at 78.6% the next best predictor is over 5% lower at 72.1% and he calls himself V for Victory which he says is a humorous version of V for Vendetta but I don't see what's especially clever or humorous or intelligent about that ham radio name I personally think my handle or also known as radio name is superior or even far superior in that it combines my profession with my favorite food, which is perhaps the best way to describe who a person really is, so if you are tuning in to ham radio frequencies listen for Nurse Waffles, Nurse Waffles is my handle but obviously not my given name which I do not wish to disclose, but there is absolutely no chance either I Nurse Waffles or anyone else in the various ham radio communities is involved in some illegal jousting so put away your pole grease and put down the dope pipe it's time to get real and take back what America is really about and, please for the last time stop getting on the ham radio frequencies and asking if you can get a free ham, there is no free ham people not frozen ham not canned ham not SPAM not ham steaks not chipped ham not ham sandwiches not ham loaf not ham and bean soup not ham-- oh wait I think someone's been playing me for a fool, very clever Pensoddery, I knew your voice sounded familiar, well I think we all know who the loser is here, goodbye.