Today's special? Engrish!

[jonzr]

• This is Mini Auto Car Fresh Air Purifier / Oxygen Bar Ionizer Black. This product produces the ozone and anion can rapidly eliminate the car inside soot, peculiar smell, and have force sterilization, the purification air, make your car as like bathes in the forest. Good choice for you!
• The anion is called 'in the air of Vitamin', is beneficial to the human's health
• Has the best medicine function, and can effectively reduces the cough, sneezes, asthma's incidence of a disease
• Suitable in all 12V car power
• Direct insertion the portfire, the blue lamp bright denote enter the work estage

http://www.todaysdod.com/item/Mini-Auto-Car-Fresh-Air-Purifier-Oxygen-Bar-Ionizer-Black-45459320120319

[pensodyssey]

• Direct insertion the portfire

That sounds like the sort of "tender process" Finny's talking about.

[jonzr]

• Direct insertion the portfire

That sounds like the sort of "tender process" Finny's talking about.

His anions were burning.

[Finnegans Wake]

• Direct insertion the portfire

That sounds like the sort of "tender process" Finny's talking about.

His anions were burning.

Hence the peculiar smell.  Unlike bathe in forest.  Of course, last time bathe in forest, berries discover to be itchy reaction due to leafs of glisteny evil.