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« on: Mar 20, 2012 at 09:03 »
This lady doesn't help the blonde stereotype.
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 10:41 »
True, but the dude IMO is the real butt of the joke.  The whole time I'm watching him grinning while she struggles with the question, I'm thinking - you married this chick?
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 11:09 »
Quote from: msdmnr2002 on Mar 20, 2012 at 10:41
True, but the dude IMO is the real butt of the joke.  The whole time I'm watching him grinning while she struggles with the question, I'm thinking - you married this chick?

Well, that depends...on her assets and complete skillset.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 11:21 »
Quote from: msdmnr2002 on Mar 20, 2012 at 10:41
True, but the dude IMO is the real butt of the joke.  The whole time I'm watching him grinning while she struggles with the question, I'm thinking - you married this chick?

I know man.
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 15:12 »
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Well, that depends...on her assets and complete skillset.

True, but no matter what the upside is in other areas, sooner or later you actually have to talk to her.
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 18:09 »
Quote from: msdmnr2002 on Mar 20, 2012 at 15:12
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Well, that depends...on her assets and complete skillset.

True, but no matter what the upside is in other areas, sooner or later you actually have to talk to her.

Seriously.  He's laughing at her.  Why would you want to be yoked to dumb as a box of rocks, whatever else her assets?  More egregiously, why would you want to stay with someone so degrading?  She's stupid; he's offensive.  Fuck that dick.  Someone needs to punch his jaw off and hit her doggy-style while he bleeds out.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 19:04 »
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Mar 20, 2012 at 18:09
Quote from: msdmnr2002 on Mar 20, 2012 at 15:12
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Well, that depends...on her assets and complete skillset.

True, but no matter what the upside is in other areas, sooner or later you actually have to talk to her.

Seriously.  He's laughing at her.  Why would you want to be yoked to dumb as a box of rocks, whatever else her assets?  More egregiously, why would you want to stay with someone so degrading?  She's stupid; he's offensive.  Fuck that dick.  Someone needs to punch his jaw off and hit her doggy-style while he bleeds out.

True, true.  But for all we know, he's the one wearing the machine mask and butt plug while she dons the dominatrix attire and whips him to tears on a weekly basis.  So, he'll get his.  Maybe.
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 19:29 »
Quote from: jonzr on Mar 20, 2012 at 19:04
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Mar 20, 2012 at 18:09
Quote from: msdmnr2002 on Mar 20, 2012 at 15:12
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Well, that depends...on her assets and complete skillset.

True, but no matter what the upside is in other areas, sooner or later you actually have to talk to her.

Seriously.  He's laughing at her.  Why would you want to be yoked to dumb as a box of rocks, whatever else her assets?  More egregiously, why would you want to stay with someone so degrading?  She's stupid; he's offensive.  Fuck that dick.  Someone needs to punch his jaw off and hit her doggy-style while he bleeds out.

True, true.  But for all we know, he's the one wearing the machine mask and butt plug while she dons the dominatrix attire and whips him to tears on a weekly basis.  So, he'll get his.  Maybe.

I think we've just gotten a glimpse of the Secret Life of Jonzr.
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 20, 2012 at 19:33 »
Probably fake.

Someone needs to fire up Ogrish.com again. There was some real shit on that site.
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