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« on: Jun 30, 2012 at 10:13 »

It's a large nondescript building with a couple of smoke stacks and a long conveyor belt running through it.  Can't be sure though because I've never seen inside.  On the left side of the factory a bulldozer rams the following ingredients through an opening:  a passel of Z-list celebrities, old typewriters, pulp sci fi novels from the 50's and unused scripts of never-were sitcoms through the ages.  All that dreck chugs through the factory on the conveyor belt (I assume) whilst smoke bellows from the stacks.  After several minutes the factory's right side produces one shitty SyFy movie after another.  So long as they keep ramming those awful ingredients in on the left, we'll never run out of asinine SyFy movies.  Hoo-fucking-ray.
 
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 02, 2012 at 09:21 »

Just last night I set the DVR to record Piranhaconda because it looked so bad that I had to check it out. I think July 6 at 1AM if anyone else wants to check out that particular train wreck.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 02, 2012 at 09:24 »

I love how they mash two monsters together.
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 02, 2012 at 09:55 »

Zombopire!  There, I just made a SyFy movie.
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