SiNG KYLIE BAWLER!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

[Finnegans Wake]

He can still throw a fussball through the uprights from 60 yards out, on his knees, while shitting his pants.

[Y2Joyce]

I remember fucking with that dude at a Lemieux tournament. He didn't want any.

 I THINK I said " see you on Halloween". I just remember he was a bitch about it. Stammering. Fuck him, Newsome, and Billick.

[pensodyssey]

I remember fucking with that dude at a Lemieux tournament.

I heard last week, y2j declined a wallet autograph from Kyle Boller.

[Finnegans Wake]

I remember fucking with that dude at a Lemieux tournament.

I heard last week, y2j declined a wallet autograph from Kyle Boller.

Don't believe him.  He's been constantly drunk since he was 19.  He's got wallets autographed by Boller, Bieber, and Gaga.  He's snorted ants with Ozzy, drunk bowled with Romney, and French kissed Dan Cathy.  Now he's looking for midget hookers who are DTF.

[Y2Joyce]

Wow, man. That really made me laugh. Good shit.

The only parts wholly true are the constant partying part and French-kissing that guy who promised me chicken parts. ...Unless somebody knows some nice, niche DTF hookers?