Mike Wallace

[Preacherman0]

Every pass he drops, I hear him opening the cash register and making a return.

With no receipt required.

[LambertsFrontTeeth]

Preach, whatever can you mean? He had two catches for 17 yards today. That's more than DOUBLE the amount of catches David Paulson had!

Clearly he would be a welcome addition to any team.  Worth millions, I'd say!

[jonzr]

Give that man Megatron Money$$$ and by that I mean the amount Megatron spends on strippers.

[Preacherman0]

I was really impressed by the work Ben did, especially dumping the ball off and taking the short stuff.

I was very unimpressed with the "best receiving corps in football"...ahem... I quote one of the patrons at Quaker Steak and Lube (yes, we have one in Greenville, SC) after Brown's dropped TD:  "42 million and that's the $h*t we get???"

Also unimpressed that our receivers had ripped jerseys at the end of the game. Did they toss out holding rules when they got rid of the replacement refs?

[Finnegans Wake]

There were bad drops, but our guys were getting mugged out there like crazy.  Seriously, refs?  You back yet?  Or are you all just watching Colon hold?

[jonzr]

Seriously, refs?  You back yet?  Or are you all just watching Colon hold?

That was the problem, the bastards were all holding their colons, cheeks clenched, teeth grinding, hard to squeeze out a whistle, so to speak.