Whatever happened to Finny?

[pensodyssey]

Huh?  What?  Is he in morning since George McGovern died?

[jonzr]

Maybe he rolled off the pillow and has yet to be found.

[jonzr]

Maybe the 'lectrik ain't been fixed.

[jonzr]

Maybe his Mac caught a virus.

[jonzr]

Maybe he's in writerly seclusion.

[jonzr]

Maybe he's been hospitalized for a sprained taint.

[jonzr]

Maybe he's getting assbeard extensions.

[pensodyssey]

Maybe he's been busy filling out write-in votes for Newt Gingrich.

[msdmnr2002]

Maybe he went to a Harry A. Way seminar on proper uses of "lose the left nut" and "average to slightly above average."

[msdmnr2002]

Which sadly would likely have led to a self-induced Brinkering.

[pensodyssey]

Which sadly would likely have led to a self-induced Brinkering.

We know he didn't brinker.  He set his FF lineup.

[jonzr]

I better check the logs, maybe penso deleted his account!

[Finnegans Wake]

Losing to the Tits threw me into a 2009 flashback.  I've been on the double toilet doing a colon cleanse for the past month.  Not sure if we're as bad as our bad or as good as our good, but if we lose to the Chefs I'm pretty sure I'll be shitting out lung and bone.

[msdmnr2002]

if we lose to the Chefs I'm pretty sure I'll be shitting out lung and bone.

As long as you're not dumping the liver, no prob.  Gotta be able to process the Nyquiltinis.

[jonzr]

Yeah, who needs bones? Head on a pillow, puddle on a pillow, what's the diff?

[kluisi61]

Yeah, who needs bones? Head on a pillow, puddle on a pillow, what's the diff?

Mrs. F doesn't like puddles on her pillow.