Eifert is solid but unspectacular. Seems to be in the Heath/Witten mold
Now don't get Finny wrong, he's saying that even though Eifert may not be the fastest or strongest guy, he is a lunch pail guy. Be like having another coach on the field. He can motivate himself, etc.
Hell, the French even named a tower after him.
Now, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if the Steelers drafted him. But I'd have to kill myself. He could turn out to be a very solid addition. But I'm thinking nail gun to the head or a dive off a bridge. He's really got no holes in his game. But we will be forever cursed if he's the pick.
The more I think about Eifert, the more I like him.
He's a fucking douche with a capital D-O-U-C-H-E.