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« on: Jan 29, 2013 at 11:16 »

Soooo, when's the darft?

Doubt I could be more disinterested.  Well, maybe...if it was the Ravens vs. the Cowboys.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 29, 2013 at 11:44 »

I hear ya.  Ray Ray is on the 'roids ... still disinterested.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 29, 2013 at 15:01 »

Looks like Flacco wants top dollar as a free agent.  So, watching him lay and egg in the SB is mildly interesting.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 29, 2013 at 15:20 »

Welcome to the DespicaBowl.

You fucking well know that the fix is in for Uncle Stabby.  He'll cry and slobber about how nobody gave them a chance and how God personally took time out of his busy schedule to write this glorious soap opera ending and we'll have to endure a few more weeks of Where does Ray Lewis rank among the all-time best?  Probably top five, or no, let's just say it, he's the best ever, seriously...

The part that makes me want to retch up large chunks of undigested roadkill is all this fucking bullshit about how fucking great Bert Flacco is.  All you have to do is take away the long ball in the 4Q and Fucco can't piss in a paper bag.  Drew Brees money?  Sure, and Mike Wallace deserves Larry Fitz dough.  But he's beaten Peyton and Tom in the playoffs, and hasn't thrown a pick!  So fucking what, you fucking roid-flippers! 

The marvel of Kaepernick and the pistol hasn't been anywhere near as ridiculously annoying, although the media are acting like Cock Harbaugh and Greg Roman invented midget hookers or something. 

The ONLY remotely interesting thing about this shitfest will be the inevitable Cock Harbaugh meltdown (take your choice which one, they prolly both will at some point).  The commercials have routinely sucked for years, the music is worse, and now we get the worst possible set of teams fromthe 2012 playoffs.  Don't shit on my leg and tell me I just ran the Tough Mudder, bitches. 
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 30, 2013 at 09:22 »

Looks like Flacco wants top dollar as a free agent.  So, watching him lay and egg in the SB is mildly interesting.

Timing couldn't be better for him.  Feels like a move that the Jets would jump at.

Not sure about him laying an egg (obviously, hoping that it happens).  As great as CK has been since he took over, I'd expect the rook to freeze up before Fucko.  Uni has played in more playoff games than Kap has NFL games. 

BTW, props to Jim "I want some cake!" Harbaugh for making the in season switch from Alex to Colin.  Took some rhino sized stones and has obviously paid off.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 30, 2013 at 10:20 »

THANK GOD for deer antlers.
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 30, 2013 at 13:17 »

*searching for Paris Hilton joke*
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 30, 2013 at 14:09 »

*searching for Paris Hilton joke*

Yeah, can't quite get there either...  Paris Hilton + Soylent Green = Ray-Ray's tricep miracle. 
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 03, 2013 at 19:36 »

Sumbitch, if it wasn't over at 21-6, it is now. 

109 KO return for the TD coming out of the half.  Haha, check the look on Harbaugh's face.  Which one?  Doesn't matter!

So, the Steelers will remain the only team with 6 and Ray-Ray retires with two Murder Bowl rings. 

What really burns about the weekend is that the Bus didn't make it into the HOF but that fat-ass-piece-of-shit Sapp did.
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 03, 2013 at 22:40 »

Fucking Ratties, as if I needed another reason to hate 'em.  So, we had Super Bowl squares at work, you know the deal.  1st Q = $25, 2nd = 35, 3rd = 50 and Final = 90.  I won the 3rd and had the final until that mega-douche Harbaugh decided to take the safety. 
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 08:05 »

At least you won somtn.

IF if if if the Ravens woulda scored a TD instead of the FG with about 4 min left in 4th, and no additional scoring, i woulda won $500 (28-19).  I had an 8 for Ravens and 9 for 49ers.  I actually had reasonable chance of winning a quarter or two with those numbers, which was surprising.  It was a fund raiser for a baseball team.  $25 per square and the team kept half, so payout was $1,250, $250 per qtr and $500 for 4th qtr if no OT.


i figured since it seemed like the ravens were going to win anyway, i could pull for them to get a TD and put some jack in my pocket.  Of course, they couldn't pull it off.
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 08:07 »

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The ONLY remotely interesting thing about this shitfest will be the inevitable Cock Harbaugh meltdown (take your choice which one, they prolly both will at some point).

Jimmy Boy steals the day on this. I'll give it to him on the final offensive play for SF, but you should have known that was coming. As Finny said...the fix was in.

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« Reply #12 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 08:09 »

Yeah buddy, your team won.  But you still look like this and you're hanging out where!?

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« Reply #13 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 08:09 »

I will say that I won the trivia contest at the party we attended. Rolling cooler with built-in ipod speakers, new grill set, portable ipod speakers. Pretty good tailgate pack for next season's festivities.
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 08:11 »

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Jimmy Boy steals the day on this. I'll give it to him on the final offensive play for SF, but you should have known that was coming. As Finny said...the fix was in.



Yeah, I'm still waiting for that ref to say he booted the call.
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 08:14 »

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Yeah, I'm still waiting for that ref to say he booted the call

At first glance, we were going with the "no blood no foul" response. But the more we watched the replay, the more we said, "Daaaaaaaamn...that was bad"
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 09:46 »

I will say that I won the trivia contest at the party we attended. Rolling cooler with built-in ipod speakers, new grill set, portable ipod speakers. Pretty good tailgate pack for next season's festivities.

"This buds for you, Mr. rolling cooler/cooler roller.  The cooler for the guy that's got everything, except a friend to help carry the cooler".

LOL - One of my favorites of the Bud Light commercials from a few years ago.
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 04, 2013 at 19:56 »

BEE ONSAY AINT NO BOSTON YO
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 05, 2013 at 14:13 »

We had a decent chance at going to this game.

Despite what the media has led many to believe, the kids that performed before the game weren't the entire Sandy Hook chorus; they were only a small part of it.  The Sandy Hook Chorus is made up of ALL the 4th grade students (mandatory for them) and some 3rd graders (usually ends up being a fraction of the overall number) who volunteer to participate.  Think it's a little over 100 kids.  Pretty sure there are five 4th grade classes in the school.  The NFL contacted them and said they would like to pay for 26 kids to go to the Super Bowl and sing during the pre-game festivities.  So, administration agreed and essentially pulled student names out of a hat (*squint*...*skeptical*).  I think 7 or 8 kids ended up being chosen from my daughter's class.

Initially, I was hoping that she wouldn't be selected, but then when she talked about how excited she was for the chance to go, I put my personal feelings aside and flipped sides.  She really likes to sing and was looking forward to representing the school.  Objectively, I thought she was one of the most deserving to go because she's been a part of the chorus since 3rd grade.  Last year, she used to get up early every Tuesday, get ready and I would drive her to school and drop her off on my way to work for chorus practice.  It was something she volunteered to do and something she did on her own free time.  Most 3rd graders didn't do it and a significant portion of the 4th graders do it begrudgingly.

She was so bummed that she wasn't picked.  In the end, I'm sure she was enamored with the prospect of being on TV, but I think she also looked at it as an honor to be there as a representative of the school.  She really loved her school; she misses it and it bothers her greatly that she's not going to graduate from there.  We try our best to get the point across that they're still SHS, just in a different building.  It's not the building that makes the school, it's the students, faculty and administration.

Anyway, when it was all said and done, I was bummed we didn't go (regardless of the particpants) for one reason -- she told me she was hoping to be picked so she...could take me.
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 05, 2013 at 14:38 »

When I saw the SH chorus I wondered if maybe there was some AJ spawn in the mix.
Too bad the NFL didn't have enough money to bring the entire group.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 06, 2013 at 08:12 »

When I saw the SH chorus I wondered if maybe there was some AJ spawn in the mix.
Too bad the NFL didn't have enough money to bring the entire group.  Roll Eyes

Exactly what I was thinking!
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 06, 2013 at 08:41 »

I wondered, too, when I saw the SH kids...

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« Reply #22 on: Feb 06, 2013 at 10:32 »

Thanks for sharing the story AJ.  I was wondering if you and/or your "spawn" were there too.
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