Just leave the toilet seat down, buddy. You've reached the seated piss portion of the program.
Toilets seats are optional at that age brother. Toilets are, as well. (*Best Dumb & Dumber voice*)
Just go man!
There was quite a bit of discussion at my birthday bash that not only did I require Depends, but that I required the Depends Magnum, for the man who is, uh, rather productive.