Some enterprising individual ought to start a new football league, resetting the rules to circa 1979, and sign all the UDFAs and castoffs. Play with leather helmets. Put Goodhell and the pansies out of business.
I'm sure Vince McMahon is busy prepping for Wrestlemania 496 or whatever, but if ever there was a time to throw his hat in the ring...
No gimmicks. No bullshit. Old school, hardcore fooseball.
Call it: AFL.