In other words, I don't have to keep up with y'alls stinkin' keepers no mo. Muaahahahahahahaaaa.
Yeah, fat lot of good that does me since 2010 when you forgot my keeper was Adrian Peterson. I demand he be restored to me.
Fuck you, you fucking pogue. I darfted AP in the fourth round his rookie FF season and kept him until the ill-fated 2012 season when, considering the return from injury, I cut him loose, fucking curse my arse. Might not be quitting FF were it not for that decision, which sucked the soul outta me like a cajun sucking the head of a crawfish.