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« on: Sep 06, 2013 at 17:27 »

New Steelers punter Zoltan Mesko will share valuable wisdom with you!  Do not question it!  Zoltan the infallible!  Zoltan the astounding!  Send $37 to Zoltan NOW!



Zoltan says: Beware of unicorns that eat beans, for their flatus is strangely bewitching!
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 07, 2013 at 16:37 »

I consulted Zoltan and soon was banking $37 per week!
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 08, 2013 at 09:07 »



Zoltan says: If you dig deeply enough for boogers, you will pull out your brain.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 08, 2013 at 15:20 »



Zoltan says: If butt itches, soon, finger stink.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 09, 2013 at 14:18 »



Zoltan says: It is unwise to muddy waters in the desert.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 09, 2013 at 20:27 »



Zoltan says: If you bring back RB you just cut, you stink.
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 09, 2013 at 21:12 »



Zoltan says: Beware visit with orange and black stripey cat.  Meow.
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 11, 2013 at 15:53 »



Zoltan says: A ton of feathers and a ton of shit weigh the same!
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 13, 2013 at 09:19 »



Zoltan says: Tom Brady, you've fucked me for the last time!  It was the Jets fer chrissakes, THE JETS!  Whoah, wait, is this thing on?
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 17, 2013 at 14:20 »



Zoltan says: If a tree falls in the forest, get out of the way.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 17, 2013 at 22:39 »



Zoltan says: If a tree falls in the forest, get out of the way.


Zoltan says:  Cannot exchange 40 year old wife for two 20s.
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 18, 2013 at 16:59 »



Zoltan says: The fallacy of appeal to authority is, how does one know one has selected the correct authority?
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 01, 2013 at 07:30 »




Zoltan says: If duck shits, duck!
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« Reply #13 on: Oct 01, 2013 at 08:35 »



Zoltan says: If your shit don't stink, you are the shit!
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 01, 2013 at 11:37 »



Zoltan says: At what point in time is there no point in time?
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« Reply #15 on: Oct 22, 2013 at 10:32 »



Zoltan says: Yo, Brostradamus, if you were so fucking smart you'd know already how much you bore the fuck outta me.
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« Reply #16 on: Oct 28, 2013 at 13:39 »



Zoltan says: Fire me, I can't punt for shit.  Maybe this is why the Patriots axed me.
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« Reply #17 on: Oct 30, 2013 at 10:19 »



Zoltan says: Zoltan is never gone.  He remains like an anonymous fart, lingering, unseen.  Zoltan the all-powerful mocks you! 
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 10, 2013 at 12:51 »



Zoltan says: Careful what you wish for, the grass is always greener, yada yada yada ... you're McFucked. 
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