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Author Topic: No worries guys, the vets have this  (Read 1397 times)
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« on: Sep 20, 2013 at 15:23 »

The Steelers will be back to their expected winning ways posthaste.  No billiards for you!

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/09/20/new-unusual-team-rule-stems-from-private-meeting-by-veteran-steelers/
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 22, 2013 at 09:35 »

After the conclusion of practice Wednesday on the South Side, a trip inside the locker room revealed rudimentary signs taped to the ping-pong and billiard tables saying that no player shy of four years’ NFL experience is allowed to use them.[/b]



But, but, but...what about our IMAX matinee privileges??

This team is a joke.
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 24, 2013 at 10:02 »

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Veterans meet again, determine that all players with less than 4 yrs seniority must now use sippy cups during meetings.  "We've had some messy spills," noted Ryan Clark, "Some of these kids simply don't know how to operate a cup, much less paper towels."

http://www.steelers.com/dont-you-dare-click-on-this/not-really-an-article
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 11, 2013 at 10:43 »

Tomlin really crackin' the whip now.

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« Reply #4 on: Oct 11, 2013 at 11:37 »

Now all we need is for the coaches to stop playing games.

Tomlin:  This game is over until we start winning again.
Haley:  But... but I'm a 16th level wizard!
LeBeau:  Not for long!  I just rolled a 20 with the 20-sided die... how many damage points is that?
Tomlin:  I mean it guys...
Haley:  Fuck.  Fuck your random chaotic 18th level wizard.
Tomlin:  Calling dibs on Haley's book of spells.
Haley:  I thought the game was on hold or something.
Mitchell:  Not when we're ransacking your goods.
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 11, 2013 at 15:19 »

Now all we need is for the coaches to stop playing games.

Tomlin:  This game is over until we start winning again.
Haley:  But... but I'm a 16th level wizard!
LeBeau:  Not for long!  I just rolled a 20 with the 20-sided die... how many damage points is that?
Tomlin:  I mean it guys...
Haley:  Fuck.  Fuck your random chaotic 18th level wizard.
Tomlin:  Calling dibs on Haley's book of spells.
Haley:  I thought the game was on hold or something.
Mitchell:  Not when we're ransacking your goods.


While this indeed humorous in concept, I find your lack of actual DnD gameplay knowledge most unamusing in practice.  One does not fight against the members of one's own party, one engages in quests with them, encountering such foes as bugbears, wraiths and githyankii along the way.  It is likewise inconceivable that Haley would be only 4 levels under LeBeau as a wizard.  
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