Now all we need is for the coaches to stop playing games.
Tomlin: This game is over until we start winning again.
Haley: But... but I'm a 16th level wizard!
LeBeau: Not for long! I just rolled a 20 with the 20-sided die... how many damage points is that?
Tomlin: I mean it guys...
Haley: Fuck. Fuck your random chaotic 18th level wizard.
Tomlin: Calling dibs on Haley's book of spells.
Haley: I thought the game was on hold or something.
Mitchell: Not when we're ransacking your goods.
While this indeed humorous in concept, I find your lack of actual DnD gameplay knowledge most unamusing in practice. One does not fight against
the members of one's own party, one engages in quests with
them, encountering such foes as bugbears, wraiths and githyankii along the way. It is likewise inconceivable that Haley would be only 4 levels under LeBeau as a wizard.