Penso's gonna be thrilled to delete my post over in the Darft section then.
Seriously, if some M-F cube cowboy can figure out that there's a DIRECT FUCKING CORRELATION BETWEEN BEING SLOW AND FLUNKING AT LT, why can't Colbert? It would almost seem to be common sense, no? We're not finding the fucking Higgs boson, people, just some big uglies who can shuffle their feet and bring a little nasty to the table.
Starting a petition to change Finman's undertitle to "THEE MF'ing Cube Cowboy."