Can't really root for the draft pick order since it will be the same guys making the pick.
There's time. If we start now, maybe we can come up with some sort of remote mind-control of Kevbert. Finny can telepathically implant the picks.
May 8th, 2014, New York City. Kevin Colbert sits in the war room, the Pittsburgh Steelers are up, the clock is ticking. Suddenly his eyes glaze and roll back into his skull. His head lilts and his jaw drops slack. Moments later Colbert snaps to attention, writes something and shoves a folded slip to the runner.
Fifteen seconds later Commissioner Goodell reads, ".. of the 2014 NFL Draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Mike Evans, wide receiver, Texas A&M."
Murmurs break an abrupt silence in the Steelers war room. "I thought we were sticking to the board. What the fuck, Kevin? A wide receiver? In the first!?" Tomlin is furious, "Crichton was the pick there. Now lookit! He's off the board. You mother-fucker."