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« on: May 28, 2014 at 08:27 »

So, Ben, what did you think of the draft?

I dunno.  Looks at his feet dejectedly, kicking invisible stone.

No, seriously, any thoughts on who the Steelers selected?

I HATED IT!  I STILL HATE IT!  I HATE RYAN SHAZIER!  I HATE TUITT!  HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM!!!  I WANTED MY BIG RECEIVER, WHERE IS MY BIG RECEIVER?!?!

Now that you've had time to reflect on the draft, do you feel that they did get some talented guys?

Wipes snot away from his nose.  NO!!!  THEY'RE AWFUL!  WE SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED WIDE RECEIVER, WIDE RECEIVER, TIGHT END, WIDE RECEIVER, WIDE RECEIVER, RUNNING BACK... WIDE RECEIVER... AND THEN MAYBE A DUMB DEFENSABLE PLAYER!!!

Ben, you need to calm down...  You're a leader on this team now, a vet...

I DON'T WANNA BE ON THIS TEAM!  I HATE THIS TEAM!  I HATE EVERYTHING!  I HATE YOU!  I HATE KITTY CATS AND I HATE HAMBURGERS!!

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So, the off-season tempests begin.  I would fully expect Ben to want the FO to draft a bunch of guys for him, and for him to run his yap if they didn't.  Didn't his internal editor get wrecked in the motorcycle crash?
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014 at 10:02 »

So, Ben, what did you think of the draft?

I dunno.  Looks at his feet dejectedly, kicking invisible stone.

No, seriously, any thoughts on who the Steelers selected?

I HATED IT!  I STILL HATE IT!  I HATE RYAN SHAZIER!  I HATE TUITT!  HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM!!!  I WANTED MY BIG RECEIVER, WHERE IS MY BIG RECEIVER?!?!

Now that you've had time to reflect on the draft, do you feel that they did get some talented guys?

Wipes snot away from his nose.  NO!!!  THEY'RE AWFUL!  WE SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED WIDE RECEIVER, WIDE RECEIVER, TIGHT END, WIDE RECEIVER, WIDE RECEIVER, RUNNING BACK... WIDE RECEIVER... AND THEN MAYBE A DUMB DEFENSABLE PLAYER!!!

Ben, you need to calm down...  You're a leader on this team now, a vet...

I DON'T WANNA BE ON THIS TEAM!  I HATE THIS TEAM!  I HATE EVERYTHING!  I HATE YOU!  I HATE KITTY CATS AND I HATE HAMBURGERS!!

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So, the off-season tempests begin.  I would fully expect Ben to want the FO to draft a bunch of guys for him, and for him to run his yap if they didn't.  Didn't his internal editor get wrecked in the motorcycle crash?


Thanks for the flashback to getting the kids ready for school this morning.  Dickhead.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014 at 10:28 »

If Ben wasn't our drama queen, and was some other team's drama queen, I'm sure I'd hate him. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014 at 11:26 »

You know what, Finny?  I don't think you're being fair to Ben, seeing as he had to text through the pain of four cracked ribs, two busted toes, a lingering case of gout and a really, really annoying pimple caused by an ingrown hair on his neck. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014 at 11:46 »

If Ben wasn't our drama queen, and was some other team's drama queen, I'm sure I'd hate him. 

Ben could say I don't look forward to OTAs... I mean, with what happened to Sean Lee in Dallas, the chance of injury, it seems like OTAs benefit rookies more than vets.

And the media buzz would be:

Lazy Roethlisberger Whines About OTAs

Roethlisberger Says Only Rookies Need to Put in Off-Season Work

Big Ben Mocks Sean Lee

Roethlisberger: "Why Can't I Just Stay Home and Watch TV?"

Etc.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014 at 11:48 »

You know what, Finny?  I don't think you're being fair to Ben, seeing as he had to text through the pain of four cracked ribs, two busted toes, a lingering case of gout and a really, really annoying pimple caused by an ingrown hair on his neck. 


Not to mention PTSD from seeing all that man-teat.
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2014 at 11:58 »

I thought the Rooney Rule was "Ben, stay out of Georgia."
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014 at 13:50 »

Benny being Benny
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014 at 17:38 »

I thought the Rooney Rule was "Ben, stay out of Georgia."

Georgia wasn't even there... but Ashley, she was DTF...
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