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« on: Mar 15, 2014 at 23:25 »

Hydroplaned at 60 mph and smacked cement and guard rail.  Totaled the truck but I escaped with only bruises.  Might have been unconscious for a second or two, not sure.  Head feels fine though.

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 15, 2014 at 23:29 »

Check it out:


Yup, that's my battery.  I don't know why it's there.

This metal post goes up there in the previous picture.

Double rainbow, bitches!
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 16, 2014 at 09:14 »

Damn, glad you are ok
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 16, 2014 at 09:41 »

That'll buff right out.

Anyone have Jonzr in the pool?  Grin

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 16, 2014 at 14:49 »

You're taking this physical comedy thing a bit too seriously, dontcha think bonzr?
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 16, 2014 at 15:29 »

Not so bad, all told.  I think you could convert it to a bitchin' grill with a little moxie and a little gumption.

You and Penso and... there was somebody else, I think?... can start an amnesiacs club.  Nobody remembers when or where the meetings are.

Seriously, glad you were (relatively) unscathed.  Scary shit.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 16, 2014 at 16:07 »

Just got back from x-rays and stuff, no permanent damage from the looks of it.  Got some muscle relaxers, hydro and anti-inflammatory drugs and just took one of each.  Might take a little nap now.

Kinda funny thing though, in our improv troupe we always go around the circle and do a brief what's been happening lately before we practice.  It's good for bonding and can provide material as well.  So, for the last few weeks it seems like car trouble kept popping up, each one had issues in the family or themselves. 

Then consider that there's an improv technique called "heightening" which is taking the situation or game and amping it up to absurd levels.

Then I have this wreck and total my truck, taking it to the extreme.  Real life heightening, I challenge them to top that!
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 16, 2014 at 17:00 »

Geez, J almost Brinkered.

Great to hear you were able to walk away from that.

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 17, 2014 at 12:58 »

Check it out:

Double rainbow, bitches!


God's way of sayin' "It coulda been worse MoFo!".  Glad ya walked away Jonzr.  Now, I need a ride to the Orange Julius... Could you pick me up around 6?
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 17, 2014 at 15:10 »

Guess that puts KC and me back to the top of the dead pool list.
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 17, 2014 at 16:10 »

Wow, glad you walked out of that. 
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 18, 2014 at 10:06 »

Just need a little Duct Tape. If you get the original color tape, you won't even be able to tell. It will match the color of the truck.
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 18, 2014 at 13:40 »

Duct tape sounds like a good idea, until you remember that jonzr used all his up on his fish tank a few years back.
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 18, 2014 at 17:37 »

Jonzr,

When ya gonna post the Irsay-like mugshots?
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