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« on: Apr 06, 2005 at 10:01 »

Won't they be disappointed when they find out Mohammed was right?

1.  Billy Graham
2.  Bettie Page

Them sutures can't hold out forever.
3. Diego Maradona
4. Charlie Weiss

He'll be seated in the 'Cambodia' section in hell.
5.  Henry Kissinger

The liver went years ago.
6.  Boris Yeltsin
7.  Liza Minelli

Can't believe he's not dead yet.
8.  Lou Duva

Rabbit at Rest.
9.  John Updike

Movin' on up!
10.  Sherman Helmsley

And pending the rule change...

THE ROSTER EXPANSION TEN


The aging thespians.
11.  Eli Wallach
12.  Richard Widmark

The aging directors.
13.  Michelangelo Antonioni
14.  Ingmar Bergman


Nothing beats a nice pair of Levis.
15.  Levi Stubbs
16.  Claude Levi-Strauss

One nearly dead painter.
17.  Andrew Wyeth

Two noted Russkis.
18.  Aleksander Solzhenitsyn  
19.  Mikhail Kalashnikov

And the 'it's never too early to start a Pope death watch' pick.
20.  Benedict XVI


 
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 06, 2005 at 10:15 »

So I guess we need a list of 10?

1) Jack Palance
2) Bob Barker
3) Chris Berman
4) Dick Van Patten
5) George Mikan
6) Jean Stapleton
7) Ann B. Davis
8) Arnold Palmer
9) Janet Reno
10) Shawn Kemp

If any of these folks are already dead, let me know and I'll snatch someone off the practice squad.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 06, 2005 at 10:18 »

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So I guess we need a list of 10?
 
You also need your own damn thread!
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 01, 2005 at 13:23 »

Drop the pope, add Joe Buck.

Just 'cause I loathe him.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 02, 2005 at 10:42 »

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Drop the pope, add Joe Buck.

Just 'cause I loathe him.
Noted.

Might have to change that whole, "deaths caused by Dead Pool Participants do not count" rule for Joe.  I think it's quite possible that he's even more annoying than Madden.
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 01, 2005 at 21:26 »

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Drop the pope, add Joe Buck.

Just 'cause I loathe him.
Noted.

Might have to change that whole, "deaths caused by Dead Pool Participants do not count" rule for Joe.  I think it's quite possible that he's even more annoying than Madden.
Drop Buck, add Paul Gascoigne.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 01, 2005 at 16:29 »

Drop Gascoigne, add another aging alcoholic footballer... George Best.
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 02, 2005 at 08:10 »

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Drop Gascoigne, add another aging alcoholic footballer... George Best.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 15, 2005 at 13:04 »

Fucking Ann Wyeth died.

Goddamit people start kicking!
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 25, 2005 at 18:32 »

Penso Nails George Best!! And he died, too.


George Best did...not Penso.


I had read a link on "soccernet" that Best was on his deathbed and I intended to add him on the first of the month. So, whenever I heard on NPR news that one of England's sporting heroes had died today I closed my eyes and had an emotional vigil for several nanoseconds hoping it wasnt Mr. Best.
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 25, 2005 at 18:40 »

Ewww.  Penso have some special puffy shirt for the necro stuff?  Speaking of stuffing, did he nail Best pre- or post-mortem?  

I thought wearing the big bra was weird.  Fucking hell, Pens.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 28, 2005 at 13:23 »

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Ewww.  Penso have some special puffy shirt for the necro stuff?  Speaking of stuffing, did he nail Best pre- or post-mortem?  

I thought wearing the big bra was weird.  Fucking hell, Pens.
My favorite George Best story is the one where he woke up in bed one morning to discover that lying on one side of him was Miss World.  Then he rolled over to discover that the other girl in bed with him was Miss World, Runner-up.  

Replace him with black-list victim director Jules Dassin, s'il vous plait.
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 28, 2006 at 13:52 »

Commish...

I won't be in tomorrow, so please take Charlie Weiss off my list and replace him with Bode Miller.
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 01, 2006 at 08:24 »

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Commish...

I won't be in tomorrow, so please take Charlie Weiss off my list and replace him with Bode Miller.
Gotcha.
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 31, 2006 at 11:39 »

Commish:

Remove Miller.

Add Ray Harryhausen.
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 31, 2006 at 12:06 »

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Commish:

Remove Miller.

Add Ray Harryhausen.
K.
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 12, 2006 at 12:03 »

Commish,

If you allow me an exception to the first of the month add/drop rule, I promise to never, ever drop Joe Buck from my list.  You can replace Sherman Helmsley.

Joe Buck... dead pooler 4 life.  Which I'm sure he'd find disgusting, absolutely disgusting.  
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 12, 2006 at 12:59 »

Whatta disgusting add by penzzztradamus! I apologize to anyone who had to read this. It's really a shame that this forum was made available and that the internet as a whole even exists. Just sick! A disgusting piece of posting.
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 09, 2007 at 20:38 »

Thank god this is a keeper league.  I know I'm owed some big-time dying by the following:

1. Billy Graham
2. Bettie Page
3. Diego Maradona
4. Ray Harryhausen
5. Henry Kissinger
6. Boris Yeltsin
7. Liza Minelli
8. Lou Duva
9. Eli Wallach
10. Richard Widmark
11. Claude Levi-Strauss
12. Mikhail Kalashnikov

In addition, I'd like to add the following.  Apologies if there are any duplications; I wanted to do this without reading anyone else's.

13.  Princess Anne.  She was once clocked doing 93 on the motorway.  But she was a lot younger then... only 61.  
14.  Vladimir Putin.  You can't work that closely with the mob and expect to be left around to tell tales.
15.  Billy Paul.  Me and Mrs. ... bones.  
16.  Jack Bruce.  I saw Cream in a reunion thing on pbs late one night.  He looks like the leaden winter is about to bring him down forever.
17.  Mark E Smith.  I love the crotchety bastard, but he can't last forever.  Besides, Peel died last year, and they know what you say about losing the love of your life.
18.  Tom Coughlin.  He looks like he has the consumption.  
19.  Alain Delon.
20.  Seijun Suzuki.
 
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 02, 2007 at 12:41 »

Commish... drop Delon (despite chain smoking his way through the 60's and 70's the bastard seems to be healthy) and add Robert Fagles, academic and professional translator.
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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2007 at 17:34 »

Estelle Getty will replace the as-yet untallied Yeltsin.
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« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2007 at 18:04 »

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6. Boris Yeltsin

16.  Jack Bruce.  I saw Cream in a reunion thing on pbs late one night.  He looks like the leaden winter is about to bring him down forever.
 
Yeltsin.  Nah, I don't think you should get pwints for that.   :moon:

I hear you on Jack Bruce.  Apparently, heroin is a hard drug.  And apparently (re:  Keith Richards) leather can be skin or vice versa.  That fucker can drum though.  He's a bad ass.

I might have to add him just to piss you off.
 
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« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2007 at 18:12 »

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That fucker can drum though.  He's a bad ass.
 
Bruce was the bassist.  Ginger Baker was the drummer in Cream.
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Bruce was the bassist.  Ginger Baker was the drummer in Cream.
Oh yeah.  I was thinking Ginger Baker fer sure.  
 
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 11, 2007 at 12:36 »

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Estelle Getty will replace the as-yet untallied Yeltsin.
Done.

Note to self:

Deduct 5 PTS from Penz' total for...well, just because.
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« Reply #25 on: Jul 01, 2007 at 19:59 »

Drop Levi-Strauss.  Add Don Cherry, in honor of Canadia Day.
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 09, 2007 at 14:54 »

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 12, 2007 at 22:51 »

1/1/08 changes:

-- Drop Don Cherry, add Georgia Fromtiere.

BTW Vladimir Putin is the most likeable dude on the 2005 Patriots roster.

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-- Also drop Maradona, add Isiah Thomas.  He means literally dead.

-- Drop Billy Paul, add Mitch "I make millions from other people's grief" Albom.  Well guess what Mitch?  I'm going to earn millions of bragging rights while you're kicking it with your fave 5 every tuesday in heaven.

 
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« Reply #28 on: Jan 20, 2008 at 20:11 »

Ringading ding them points up for Georgia Frontiere, commish.
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« Reply #29 on: Jan 25, 2008 at 14:36 »

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Ringading ding them points up for Georgia Frontiere, commish.
Just a reminder, aj, since I see you're doing some dead pool cleaning.


Add Ricardo Montalban in place of Frontiere.

 
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Ringading ding them points up for Georgia Frontiere, commish.
Just a reminder, aj, since I see you're doing some dead pool cleaning.


Add Ricardo Montalban in place of Frontiere.
Oh, you had a hit?  Hadn't noticed...

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« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2008 at 10:51 »

I'll go for the easy points this time around.  Gimme Ted Kennedy.

If I found out I had a brain tumor, I'd probably go and do something crazy, like get drunk and drive my car off a bridge.
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008 at 10:45 »

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If I found out I had a brain tumor, I'd probably go and do something crazy, like get drunk and drive my car off a bridge.
And get out before drowning but forgetting there was a co-worker/fuck-buddy in the passenger seat and not telling the police about it until morning (after the accident is discovered by authorities)?
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If I found out I had a brain tumor, I'd probably go and do something crazy, like get drunk and drive my car off a bridge.
And get out before drowning but forgetting there was a co-worker/fuck-buddy in the passenger seat and not telling the police about it until morning (after the accident is discovered by authorities)?
Chappawhosedick?

Just our damned luck, some asshole has to plug JFK and RFK, and we are left with lil Teddy.  Don't wish him any ill, but it does make you wonder how things would have turned out.  Same with MLK, and X.  We get left with the lesser lights, the Sharptons and Farrakhans.  The 60s kinda, ya know, sucked.  I remember them well, since I was in my 40s then...
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2008 at 12:27 »

At least family members won't need to run out and buy funeral clothes.

:silverlining:
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2008 at 15:32 »

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:silverlining:
And he's probably already more than halfway embalmed.
 
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« Reply #36 on: Jul 22, 2008 at 22:08 »

Commish, first chance you get, drop Cocklin (who will live the rest his life out on free meals and drinks in NYC; no shame in that game, I'd do the same, especially if I had had to work the previous 10 years in Jacksonville) and add Don Rickles.

Don Rickles for Tommy 'Boy' Coughlin.
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« Reply #37 on: Jul 22, 2008 at 22:43 »

And *ba ching* I want my m'f'n points for Estelle Getty.

 
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