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« on: Apr 06, 2005 at 10:01 »

Won't they be disappointed when they find out Mohammed was right?

1.  Billy Graham
2.  Bettie Page

Them sutures can't hold out forever.
3. Diego Maradona
4. Charlie Weiss

He'll be seated in the 'Cambodia' section in hell.
5.  Henry Kissinger

The liver went years ago.
6.  Boris Yeltsin
7.  Liza Minelli

Can't believe he's not dead yet.
8.  Lou Duva

Rabbit at Rest.
9.  John Updike

Movin' on up!
10.  Sherman Helmsley

And pending the rule change...

THE ROSTER EXPANSION TEN


The aging thespians.
11.  Eli Wallach
12.  Richard Widmark

The aging directors.
13.  Michelangelo Antonioni
14.  Ingmar Bergman


Nothing beats a nice pair of Levis.
15.  Levi Stubbs
16.  Claude Levi-Strauss

One nearly dead painter.
17.  Andrew Wyeth

Two noted Russkis.
18.  Aleksander Solzhenitsyn  
19.  Mikhail Kalashnikov

And the 'it's never too early to start a Pope death watch' pick.
20.  Benedict XVI


 
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 06, 2005 at 10:15 »

So I guess we need a list of 10?

1) Jack Palance
2) Bob Barker
3) Chris Berman
4) Dick Van Patten
5) George Mikan
6) Jean Stapleton
7) Ann B. Davis
8) Arnold Palmer
9) Janet Reno
10) Shawn Kemp

If any of these folks are already dead, let me know and I'll snatch someone off the practice squad.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 06, 2005 at 10:18 »

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You also need your own damn thread!
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 01, 2005 at 13:23 »

Drop the pope, add Joe Buck.

Just 'cause I loathe him.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 02, 2005 at 10:42 »

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Drop the pope, add Joe Buck.

Just 'cause I loathe him.
Noted.

Might have to change that whole, "deaths caused by Dead Pool Participants do not count" rule for Joe.  I think it's quite possible that he's even more annoying than Madden.
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 01, 2005 at 21:26 »

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Drop the pope, add Joe Buck.

Just 'cause I loathe him.
Noted.

Might have to change that whole, "deaths caused by Dead Pool Participants do not count" rule for Joe.  I think it's quite possible that he's even more annoying than Madden.
Drop Buck, add Paul Gascoigne.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 01, 2005 at 16:29 »

Drop Gascoigne, add another aging alcoholic footballer... George Best.
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 02, 2005 at 08:10 »

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« Reply #8 on: Nov 15, 2005 at 13:04 »

Fucking Ann Wyeth died.

Goddamit people start kicking!
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 25, 2005 at 18:32 »

Penso Nails George Best!! And he died, too.


George Best did...not Penso.


I had read a link on "soccernet" that Best was on his deathbed and I intended to add him on the first of the month. So, whenever I heard on NPR news that one of England's sporting heroes had died today I closed my eyes and had an emotional vigil for several nanoseconds hoping it wasnt Mr. Best.
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