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« on: Apr 07, 2005 at 01:03 »
Luther "Here And Now...for now" Vandross
- still ailing from the traditionally pesky "stroke-like symptoms"
Tommy "The Duke" Morrison
- What comes higher in the obit? His impressive reign in the middle 45 minutes of Rocky 5, or his big win over champ George Foreman?
Marion "Suge" Knight
- Overdue.
Audrey " THAT DIRTY WHORE" Hepburn
-....er, nevermind
Michael "J" Fox
- You know Keaton and Jack Tripper will make for one heck of team in this year's Heaven Rookie Show.
Chris "Older, Heavier, Less Responsible Version of Len Bias" Washburn
- "Sugar" Ray Richardson was the pick until I remembered he fled to Spain to live the good life.
Anna Nicole Smith
- A stapled up psychopathic cokehead with zero self-control. Call it a gamble.
Wilford "Mothaf'n" Brimley  
- This angioplasty is brought to you by the good folks at Quaker Oats.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
- I think he might have turned to God but he was always a mess.
Nelson Mandela
- Octagenarian with health issues being handled by third-world doctors.
Earl "The Tyler Rose" Campbell
- D-Shell took years off this dude's life with his famously vicious hit.
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 07, 2005 at 07:16 »
Suge and Luther and sweet picks.

Brimley, oddly, is like 30.  He'll live forever off that goddamned oatmeal.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 06, 2005 at 09:05 »
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Luther "Here And Now...for now" Vandross

(7/1/2005, 54 years old, 46 POINTS)
Joyceman leapfrogs Oat to take the lead in our Pool.

First Luther; then Stram...who's next?  We all know things like this always happen in 3's.

**Y2, Let me know who you'd like to add in Luther's spot.  Thanks.
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 12, 2005 at 09:13 »
Natalee Holloway?
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 12, 2005 at 09:54 »
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Natalee Holloway?
Unless a shark burps her up, we may be in for a wait on a positive ID there.
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 12, 2005 at 11:05 »
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Natalee Holloway?
Unless a shark burps her up, we may be in for a wait on a positive ID there.
Does it count if they are already dead, but no one can prove it yet?
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Natalee Holloway?
Unless a shark burps her up, we may be in for a wait on a positive ID there.
Does it count if they are already dead, but no one can prove it yet?
If a tree falls in the forest...
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 12, 2005 at 14:49 »
Candidates must be known to be alive at the time of their selection.

Besides, if I had to venture a guess, she ain't dead.  Wouldn't surprise me to hear that she was sold off as a young, white sex slave or some shit.

 
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Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 12, 2005 at 15:26 »
I'll go with Joe Paterno.  
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 12, 2005 at 16:06 »
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I'll go with Joe Paterno.
Wishful thinking'll lead you down a blind alley.

If Joe Pa kicks it, please make Tom Brady your next selection.
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