Y2J's cadaverous cartel

[oblongatta]

I'll go with Joe Paterno.

Wishful thinking'll lead you down a blind alley.

If Joe Pa kicks it, please make Tom Brady your next selection.

related story...

Way back in 1984 a friend of my draw a comic and distributed it at school.  

Ethel Merman appeared in his Valentine's day comic. She died the very next day.

Two months later, on April Fool's Day, Jack Berry (the game show host) appeared in his comic.  A month later (May 4, 1984) Jack Berry was dead.

The writer/artist got numerous requests for special guest stars to appear in his comics after that point.

 

[Y2Joyce]

Rap mogul Suge Knight shot in leg at club

Miami Beach, Fla. -- Rap-label founder Marion "Suge" Knight was shot in the leg early yesterday during a party hosted by Grammy-winning hip-hop artist Kanye West, police said.

Knight, 40, was hospitalized in good condition, police said. He was shot during a celebrity-studded party at the Shore Club, one of the many celebrations in Miami Beach ahead of the MTV Video Music Awards scheduled for last night.

Knight co-founded the pioneering rap label Death Row Records. The label struggled when Knight was sent to prison for assault and weapons violations.


C'mon! Die, you bastard!!!
 

[aj_law]

Rap mogul Suge Knight shot in leg at club

Miami Beach, Fla. -- Rap-label founder Marion "Suge" Knight was shot in the leg early yesterday during a party hosted by Grammy-winning hip-hop artist Kanye West, police said.

Translation:

He shot himself in the leg when he attempted to pull his 9 out of his pants and show it off to one of his lady friends.

Death?  Nah.  Serious blow to his ego?  Check.

[Y2Joyce]

Here is my expanded roster list with September call-ups.


Playwright August Wilson
Widowed Corretta Scott King
Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi
Celtics Pres Red Auerbach
Patriots QB Tom Brady
Fatass Tony Siragusa
VP Dick Cheney
Singer Tony Bennett
Actor Jack Nicholson
Nascar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr.

To go along with my previous 10.

Boxer Tommy Morrison
Rap Mogul Suge Knight
Actor Michael J. Fox
Former NBAer Chris Washburn
Anna Nicole Smith
Wilford Brimley
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Nelson Mandela
Earl Campbell
Joe Paterno!



 

[aj_law]

Here is my expanded roster list with September call-ups.

Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi

Patriots QB Tom Brady
 

Um, Y2...you do realize this isn't a wish list, right?

[pensodyssey]

Here is my expanded roster list with September call-ups.

Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi

Patriots QB Tom Brady
 

Um, Y2...you do realize this isn't a wish list, right?

If you're gunna win, do it with style.

[Y2Joyce]

Amen to that. I've never been one to pay attention to rules. Also, I do hope all those people die.

[aj_law]

Here is my expanded roster list with September call-ups.


Playwright August Wilson
 

BAM!

You may add another to replace August, Joyce.

[Y2Joyce]

You may add another to replace August, Joyce.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

I already have Paterno, right??

Ok, howsabout....Henry Kissinger for me.

(Coincedentally, had a lengthy discussion about whether was in fact "alive" today.)

 

[aj_law]

Widowed Corretta Scott King
 

Hit.

You may add another to replace Ms. King, Y2.