Cowboy Cowher?

Things are getting smelly down in Cowboyville. Early picks to contend for a Superbowl title, the Dallas Cowboys have lost 3 of 4 with the most recent coming via a 34-14 whipping by the lowly St. Louis Rams. Owner Jerry Jones said it was the most disturbing and humiliating defeat of his tenure.

Locals claim the team is uninspired and under prepared. A Dallas Morning News columnist is calling for Coach Wade Phillips’ head. Jones stated after the game that Phillips’ job was not in jeopardy but one wonders. Axing Phillips now would allow the ‘Boys to have a look at offensive coordinator Jason Garrett in the head position. Heck, he’s currently paid more than many head coaches in the league as it is.

And if Garrett fails to inspire the team? Who better to help kick off the inaugural season of Jerry World in 2009 than the mouth-breathing, spitting Chin himself, Bill Cowher. The Cowboys already run the 3-4 defense that is preferred by Cowher. They have two good running backs and a solid QB. Yeah buddy, that would raise a few eyebrows.

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