A Steelers’ Holiday Ditty

(Think Jingle Bells)

Kickoff time arrives
Towels are waving high
Tomlin says to beat them up
Steelers happily comply
Parker to the left
Mewelde to the right
Big Ben heaves it down the field
Heat pulls that ball in tight

Oh, Jingle bells, TO smells
Flozell whiffed again
Romo sacked, March them back
Time to punt again
Oh, Jingle bells, TO smells
Flozell whiffed again
Romo sacked, March them back
Time to punt again

Dashing down the field
Weaving all the way
Cowboys on his heels
Holmes goes all the way!
Reed kicks off again
They don’t dare run it back
Witten tries one up the seam
And Clark gives him a whack

Oh, TO blows, Don’t you know
Cowboys lose again
Playoff hopes go up in smoke
Wade gets fired again
Oh, TO blows, Don’t you know
Cowboys lose again
Playoff hopes go up in smoke
Wade gets fired again

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