Please Remain Calm

Are you kidding me?  Michael Vick a Steeler?  It’s a laughable proposition.  Allegorically speaking, it’ll be a cold day in hell before that happens.

According to, the betting site has the Steelers and Patriots as the most likely (4:1) candidates to vie for Vick’s services. I can believe the Patriots, it would fit with their modus operandi.

The Raiders, Cowboys and Ravens – none  would surprise if they took a flyer on Vick.

But the Steelers?  There’s only one team I can think of less likely to hire Vick:  the Atlanta Falcons.

Just say no to the birdman

Just say no to the birdman

2 comments for “Please Remain Calm

  1. Steelerdipwad
    July 28, 2009 at 11:23 am

    What if the President takes a keen interest in this situation, and calls in a favor from the embassador to Ireland?

  2. July 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    There’s one scenario I didn’t consider. Maybe he’ll just invite Vick to the Whitehouse and award him with a trip to Ireland instead.

    “Congratulations for not murdering any dogs lately, now have a trip to Ireland. Just stay away from the Steelers!”

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