The addition of Terrell Eldorado Owens to the Bengals of Cincinnati officially makes it a contest between two teams. Which two, you ask? HA! The Steelers and the Ravens, of course
Can you even begin to imagine the cancerous locker room situation in Bengalville? How will the mega egos of Ocho Cinco and TO ever manage to co-exist? Will there ever be enough footballs to go around? How can Carson Palmer hope to appease those two?
But wait, there’s more: The Bengals have already signed Antonio Bryant! I couldn’t have fabricated a more disastrous scenario for a division rival had I worked all night on it. OK, that’s a lie. Still, this is nearly perfection.
Steelers fans everywhere are rubbing their hands together, waiting for the implosion to begin. Oh, November 8 can’t get here soon enough!